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Old 10-28-2009, 02:06 PM
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Guys have sweated on me during sex where it drips on you. That's always pretty gross. I've queefed in bed a couple times which was embarrassing. That's really all I have.

Even though Pred horrifies me with his stories, I'm so fascinated and want to know all his dirty secrets.
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Old 10-28-2009, 02:25 PM
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Old 10-28-2009, 05:28 PM
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My first Fiance used to love it when we would fuck so "Enthusiastically" that if she was beneath me, she would demand that when my sweat rolled from my brow down to my chin that it dripped directly into her mouth.

Ahhhh, the olden days

BTW Sera, I don't have any secrets. I just don't have inhibitions or shame.

Try it with someone you trust sometime, you may enjoy it.
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Old 10-28-2009, 09:43 PM
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:40 PM
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So I was drunk out of my gourd once returning from a concert. I picked up this girl in the club and we went back to the hotel room off-base. Before she went down on me she smeared coke all over her gums. So she's going down on me, I'm drunk off my ass, and my cock is tingling from the contact with the coke. All of a sudden I feel something drag across the top of my shaft, and I look down, and the bitch has run a razor blade across my member. Sumbitch is bleeding and she just goes back to sucking like it's normal. I pushed her off me and told her to get the fuck out before I kicked her ass. My dick hadn't hurt like that since I was 3 and my sister slammed the toilet seat lid on me while I was pissing.
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Old 10-29-2009, 09:44 PM
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Old 10-30-2009, 08:56 AM
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The fuck?

did she slice your helmet or your shaft? what the fuck?

I can't help but think you missed a golden opportunity to have some mind-numbing sex though (after you found some bandaids). I'd have a hard time kicking out a coked-up vampire before exploring my fetish list.


and maybe I'm sicker than I thought....but sweat during sex doesn't gross me out at all. Any fluids generated during sex are worth consuming/using for lubrication. Solids no, fluids yes.
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