Gays Vs The Bible

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The Bible was written by men inspired by Some One, whose power I can't begin to describe, and I won't here because we're all members of this forum and witnessing to you folks about anything that isn't about porn is just plain retarded.

It (the bible aka sixty six little books) has some of the most profound truths revelations and oceanic gems of wisdom that exceeds anything any novice, master, mage, or great thinker could ever think of.

I'm not here debating the bible's accuracy or supposed lack there of--- or anything any one could think of to be either politically correct or a ne'er do well smart ass.
Here it is: What the fuck? Seriously, what the fuck? I'm thirty two, and is not baptized in the faith I'm supposed to follow: I haven't obeyed the requirements of truth because I have issues. What type of issues you ask? Well I'll tell you, I'm fucking evil. Not completely evil, just bad enough not to be baptized in my christian faith. And I'm okay with that, the being not baptized part, not the part about being evil, I can never be okay about being evil if I hope to repent. For me to qualify I have to obey certain ground rules, reform my life and repent of all wrong doing.

Repent? Yes, repent, apparently repent means simply to turn around. I'm walking right and turn around and go left. Simple enough? Apparently it isn't so simple for some people because some mutha fuckers always want to ice skate up hill. You read it right: Some stale ass mutha fuckers always want to ice skate up hill. I'm a bad guy, according to what I've read from the good book, I'm bad. I'm not beyond saving since repenting isn't that hard, it is trying to stay good that's the problem, but it is okay since, that lovely little book also shows us that we will fail,but shouldn't give up, since it makes the Master happy.

I get that, I feel that I accept that. The bible shows us the requirements to gain salvation, what to do and what not to do. If you need clarification, you'd better seek out the bible since I'm not quoting scriptures here: if you're interested in truth, read it on your own time (lazy bastards). But what i cannot stand is: people saying what the bible is about, when its not. Whom here could argue fundamental facts among those of the Islamic faith and dare tell them that their reading not to take in strong drink (one of the fundamental truths in the qur'an) is an error and Allah actually said for them not get drunk, and that it is okay to drink. Then has the audacity to bring alcohol to a Masque. The wronged Muslims would cut out the infidel's heart and shove it up their arse.

The bible exposes homosexuality for what it is, a sinful practice (hey its in the bible which makes homosexual folks wanting to be Christians ironic since the bible don't like them very much) that will not be expunged or be forgiven as long as you are a will full continual sinner. That is a fundamental truth, along with fornication (taken from fornia which means manipulation of genitals outside of the sanctity of marriage, which makes masturbation a sin, which means I'm evil, but I'm working on that bit) idolatry (placing any habit, thing, or person before one's service to God or his requirements) and drunkards (recovering). Here in the Bahamas and all around the world, homosexuals and other forms of special interest groups (people as evil as me but without the moment of truth we former drunkards call: A perfect moment of clarity, which shows us just how much of a loser we are. Where as these special group fucks don't know they're losers) want to be accepted into congregations of which the truths of the bible is SUPPOSED TO BE TAUGHT, and demand to be accepted as is.

Thus far to keep up appearances or to maintain the bling from their members, all sort of evil churches has been allowing homosexuals and out right fornicators into their pews without any moral regard what so ever. It's all about positive thinking and love and shit. These priest, pastors, bishops and revs are evil dirt bag suckers and a thousand deaths isn't enough for them. The pope got it right today, but then he's full of shit so. Truthfully I'm evil because I know what the bible says, but due to weaknesses I'm having trouble conforming, so who am I to point fingers right?

Tell you what, I understand that gay folks need to be accepted into an organization that promises to absolve them of their sins and that the terrible feeling they're feeling inside is due to imperfection and that God loves them, and when they die, he'll take them in the sky to be with Jesus. I get that. To a point, I empathize with them, no I don't.

In conclusion gay folks, if you want to join a church/congregation where you'd be accepted and loved and lied to about God, then become a methodist or any other organization who don't know how to fucking read, or is simply to evil to give a shit, or believes being a christian is like joining this forum (which I am, and happy to be here among fellow sick minded, porn watching notorious masturbaters ). But if by chance, there are a group of people, serious about following the bible for its truths and wanting to really put away badness, don't call them evil, they're not evil just because they won't accept carpet munching Susie and Dick a Day Bob. They simply sees the bible for what it is, and they're only putting up with your fucking retarded (and no I'm not making fun of handicapped people, since they're called mentally handicapped, not retarded. Retarded is for clear thinking people seeking to do dumb shit) ignorance because Jesus speaks of peace among his followers and allow him to be the executioner of those who don't change. Jesus is coming to wipe out all evil, bad and sexually confused people: which also means me if I don't change, since I'm evil,not sexually confused. Though I haven't had front yet (a term meaning vagina) and seems to be waiting for marriage, which is more ironic than gay people wanting to serve God who took out an entire city just to kill gay folks.

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I hope that when you meet your gawd it is everything you imagined it to be.

And I truly mean that in the most literal way. Cause if your gawd is so much of a fucking bigot then we have no hope.

[DSF Guest 7]

Can someone summarize this please? When I try to read it, I keep dozing off.

[jo_dile]

Cliff Notes, please. Kthxbai!

[n2tattoos.lol]

you lose.

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it's hard I know. But so is putting on a condom, believe me I've tried.

[DSF Guest 7]

"Front sex"!!!!

That's the most hilarious thing I've heard...at least since lunch.

Keep trying, ex, sooner or later you'll get your sis to drink the whole bottle of cough syrup and then you'll get there.

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in short, why won't gay folks join religions that accept them and leave others alone that don't. It's like a noobie seeking attention from every body in the room shouting: "I FARTED!" Then gets pissed when a few of the people don't laugh. While the others is barking their heads off, if only to not be among the un cool fuckers who don't laugh at stupid shit.

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Just ask your lady's pussy troll to do it for you.

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I'm cool with that, the worlds retarded, so it's okay.