03-16-2009, 08:40 PM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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The magical disappearing fire extinguisher. NSFW
03-16-2009, 09:46 PM
I have won the lifetime achievement award... twice.
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Dude... What. The. Fuck?
How does she plan to enjoy sex with a cock after that?
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RIP TheSnake
03-22-2009, 10:01 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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that was....um...
extra special
I had to show it to the wife.. she said OW and smacked me in the back of the head
03-23-2009, 01:14 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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I swear I have nailed chicks who could have done that. Like banging a mud puddle.
04-04-2009, 12:44 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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wow, thats all that i can muster right now
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04-14-2009, 08:30 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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04-14-2009, 08:31 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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She seems like a nice girl.
04-15-2009, 02:53 AM
jesus is my homeboy
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I hope she cleaned that thing first.
04-15-2009, 03:09 AM
That's MR. MillyMc to you!
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firecrotch.
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"If you really want to hurt your parents and you don't have nerve enough to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts." - KV
04-21-2009, 10:04 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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How awkward is that conversation with the insurance adjuster: "well I couldn't find the fire extinguisher for a few minutes, and then the slippery fucker kept falling out of my hands..."
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