Post the most *OFFENSIVE* jokes you know

[TylerB]

Focus:
Post three (3) of the most offensive jokes you know, keep the banter and lulz posts to a minimal and we should have a good collection going here.



How can you tell if it's time to do the dishes?

Look down your pants, if there's a penis, it's not time.

What's the best part about having a bath with a thirteen year old?

She can slick back her hair and look like she's 9.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

You can't fuck a rock.