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Old 06-17-2011, 12:33 AM
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Here's my situation. I'm 35 and single. I frequent a gas station where this totally attractive girl works. So I flirted with her and I gor her number.
A couple days later, I called and asked her out. She said she'd be happy to go out with me. So I thought I would take her out to a movie and drinks afterword. The movie went well and I asked her where she'd like to go for drinks. She then tells me that she can't. I ask her why and she says shes not old enough to get into the bar. She tells me she's 17. My jaw dropped. We went for a walk instead.

I really like this girl but is she too young for me to date?
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Old 06-17-2011, 12:48 AM
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Old 06-17-2011, 06:31 AM
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Old 06-17-2011, 08:53 AM
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:04 AM
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What Snake said.

... and don't even consider that secret romance bullshit. Young girls talk too much.
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:16 AM
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just fuck her. she works at a gas station....free beef jerky!
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Old 06-17-2011, 03:11 PM
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Old 06-17-2011, 04:46 PM
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Dont do it. If shes that young shes probably not had much experience in life. So heres your life if you do:

You'll have fun for a while, and then you'll have sex. She will think that having sex with you means you love her. She will start creating a much more serious relationship in her head than it really is. When you get tired of her being clingy and calling you 1000 times a day-you will try and break up with her. When you do she will go psycho and pull out every stop to get you to stay which will include:
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-You knew I was underage and you still fucked me...well now if you dont get back with me you raped me
-If I cant have you i will turn into a psychotic bitch and stalk you
-I will stalk and possibly threaten every girl you date after me because you're "the one" and we should be together....

You get the point...run Forrest, run....
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Oh and no also...
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