forum stepTV stepSTALKER sweatshop email Home

Go Back   The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions > General Discussion: > I am - Peer Validation
Reload this Page DAE still masturbate to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pics?

Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 04-15-2010, 02:35 AM
AngryManny AngryManny is offline
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
  

Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 265
Credits: 24,611
AngryManny is being mentioned in polite conversationAngryManny is being mentioned in polite conversation
Default DAE still masturbate to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pics?
Alright, here we go...

When I was really young I found my Dad's old issues of Sports Illustrated, I noticed this magazine was only worth a shit once a year...

I don't think anyone can argue the fact that Sports Illustrated has the hottest models around!

Some might say Victoria Secrets (many of whom used to be SI Models), some might say Maxim, Stuff, Front, Zoo, or even Nuts (many of these magazines are awesome by the way)...

The point is SI models are beautiful, have great (real) assets, and occasionally show some nip.

Now, am I the only one who waits for this fucker to come out every year because there's a chance I might see Brooklyn Decker, or Bar Refaeli's Nips?



__________________
"I only came here to do two things tonight: drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer."
Last edited by AngryManny : 04-15-2010 at 02:36 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 04-15-2010, 02:45 AM
TheSNakE's Avatar
TheSNakE TheSNakE is offline
Moderator
 

Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Boogie Down
Posts: 24,302
Credits: 79,207,334
TheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE Immortalized
TheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE Immortalized
Default
Never did, but I had Elle McPherson's pictures taped all over my walls when she was in it.
__________________
I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
Quote:
Originally Posted by pisceschef View Post
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mr.brownfella View Post
Hail, too the King!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 04-15-2010, 02:51 AM
AngryManny AngryManny is offline
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
  

Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 265
Credits: 24,611
AngryManny is being mentioned in polite conversationAngryManny is being mentioned in polite conversation
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
So you never "Pet your Snake" to SI?

WTF, I can't be the only one!

My Dad was a bit of a religious nut so he didn't have any porn, and this was before the internets
__________________
"I only came here to do two things tonight: drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer."
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 04-15-2010, 03:07 AM
TheSNakE's Avatar
TheSNakE TheSNakE is offline
Moderator
 

Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Boogie Down
Posts: 24,302
Credits: 79,207,334
TheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE Immortalized
TheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE ImmortalizedTheSNakE Immortalized
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
well, when I was younger I never needed any inspiration. I'd have to whack it twice a day just so I can leave the house without a boner. Plus I have always had a couple of girlfriends and was always having steady sex. Now that I am older my girlfriend wears me out so I have to save it all for her or I'll never keep up. Then she'll dump me for a guy closer to her own age
__________________
I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
Quote:
Originally Posted by pisceschef View Post
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mr.brownfella View Post
Hail, too the King!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 05-25-2010, 03:41 PM
smeegs's Avatar
smeegs smeegs is offline
The price is wrong...BITCH!
 
Beaver Dive Champion Big Money Champion Bricks Of Egypt 2 Champion Crescent Solitaire Champion Deep Digg Champion
Doughnut Launcher Champion Factoriz Champion Hackemeister Champion Jumping Troll Champion Paper Boy Champion
Parachute Champion Penguin's Revenge Champion Savages Champion Spellbound Champion Yeti Sports 5 - Flamingo Drive Champion
Mahjong Dark Dimensions Champion Office Roach Toss Champion Transcripted Champion Bejeweled 2 Action Champion Puzzle Express Champion
Klondike Solitaire Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Bible Belt
Posts: 39,980
Credits: 51,965,747
smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.
smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.smeegs puts his rep in his pipe and smokes it.
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
See that's why you needed SI, the rest of us had a generous supply of porn hidden in our parents closets growing up.
__________________
You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!


Quote:
Originally Posted by MadamMeow View Post
I'ld hit it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MadamMeow View Post
I'ld suck it.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 06-13-2010, 02:48 AM
MrGoutHimself's Avatar
MrGoutHimself MrGoutHimself is offline
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
 

Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 9,465
Credits: 4,229
MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!
MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!MrGoutHimself ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!
Default
Yeah, my dad's bedside table had a little storage area. It was jammed with Penthouse and Hustler and Gallery and Penthouse Forum (for intellectual jerking I guess). There were so many I never had to worry if I slipped a couple from the middle of the stack and took them to my room. SI just never really did it for me, and Playboy was like looking at paintings of women instead of real women.
__________________
-MgH
ReQuieSCaT In PaCe
Joe TheSNaKe.
Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 11-29-2010, 09:23 PM
soniconyxxx soniconyxxx is offline
gayer than bicycle shorts
  

Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 8
Credits: 1,632
soniconyxxx is starting to gain some momentum on DSF
Default
sports illustrated models were cool when i was young right now though i prefer american curves!
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 11-30-2010, 05:35 PM
ThatHaole's Avatar
ThatHaole ThatHaole is offline
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: In Your Mom
Posts: 22,691
Credits: 554,523
ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!
ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
was punctuation cool then to or did you give it up for lent and thanks for bumping an ancient thread no one cared about in the process
__________________
RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.


Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 12-02-2010, 12:44 PM
jp4
 

Posts: n/a
Credits: 0 [Check]
Smile
Apparently this guy still does...


Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 12-20-2010, 12:18 AM
Bob Wehadababyitsboy's Avatar
Bob Wehadababyitsboy Bob Wehadababyitsboy is offline
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
 

Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Where the grass grows blue
Posts: 5,267
Credits: 354,002
Bob Wehadababyitsboy laughs at your paltry REP totalBob Wehadababyitsboy laughs at your paltry REP totalBob Wehadababyitsboy laughs at your paltry REP total
Bob Wehadababyitsboy laughs at your paltry REP totalBob Wehadababyitsboy laughs at your paltry REP total
Default
Are you kidding, I have spanked it so many times to the SSI. Then again, I still enjoy the sunday JC Penny lingerie ads in the paper
__________________
The older I get, the more of an asshole I become
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:24 PM.

Disclaimer/DMCA -Contact Us - Drunkenstepfather - Archive - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
WE CANNOT POLICE EVERYTHING POSTED - IF YOU SEE YOUR COPYRIGHT MATERIAL - SEND US AN EMAIL AND WE WILL MAKE SURE TO REMOVE IT!Ad Management plugin by RedTyger