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Old 11-14-2008, 08:44 PM
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The Top 10 Sexiest Asses
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Women's bottoms have enchanted men since the dawn of time. There is nothing better than a girl who can wiggle it and shake it like a Polaroid picture. So take some time out of your busy day, and tear into some juicy rump with the top 10 sexiest bottoms.





10. Paz Vega



What else she's known for: Paz Vega is a Spanish actress who is best known for her roles in Sex and Lucia and Spanglish. The breathtaking beauty hit the big time in Spain when she was cast on 7 Vidas, a TV sitcom billed as the Spanish Friends that ran for seven years.

Waist to Hip Ratio: 0.70

Has she shaken her money maker in a music video?
Not yet, but she made her television debut playing a Rumba singer on Spanish TV.




9. Beyonce



What else she's known for: As you’re probably aware, Beyonce Knowles is a Grammy Award-winning R&B artist with hit records such as Crazy in Love, Survivor and Say My Name.

Waist to Hip Ratio: 0.64

Has she shaken her money maker in a music video? Countless times – it’s her job. Check out "Crazy in Love" for a reminder.



8. Jennifer Lopez



What else she's known for: As a film star, pop star, fashion designer, and television producer Jennifer Lopez is a jill of all trades.

Waist to Hip Ratio: 0.59

Has she shaken her money maker in a music video? J. Lo got her start shaking it as a dancer in music videos, and as a Fly Girl on In Living Color. She also shook it in her own music videos.




7. Angel Melaku



What else she's known for: Angel Melaku is a professional booty shaker. This 22-year-old hip hop model of Ethiopian descent was recently named Video Vixen of the Year on BET’s Rip The Runway.

Waist to Hip Ratio: 0.55

Has she shaken her money maker in a music video? That’s all she knows how to do. You can see her shake it in "I Know You Want Me" by Young Buck, "I Luv It" and "Bury Me a G" by Young Jeezy, "In the Ghetto" by Busta Rhymes, "Wonder Woman" by Trey Songz, "Give It Up" by Twista, "I Get Money" by 50 Cent, "Good Life" by Kanye West, and most recently, "Ride" by Ace Hood.
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Old 11-14-2008, 08:51 PM
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6. Jessica Biel



What else she's known for: Jessica Biel rose to fame playing the wholesome daughter of a preacher on the hit TV show 7th Heaven. Later she appeared in such films as The Rules of Attraction, Blade: Trinity and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

Waist to Hip Ratio: 0.69

Has she shaken her money maker in a music video? Jessica is reportedly recording an album with the help of her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. There is a chance she’ll shake it in her debut music video.





5. Jennifer Aniston



What else she's known for: Jennifer Aniston is best known for her role as Rachel on Friends. She parlayed that role into a successful film career, having starred in The Good Girl, Bruce Almighty and The Break-Up.

Waist to Hip Ratio: 0.71

Has she shaken her money maker in a music video? No. She was supposedly in a Melissa Etheridge music video, but she probably didn't do any shaking. Maybe John Mayer will put her in one and she’ll shake, shake, shake.




4. Kim Kardashian



What else she's known for: Kim Kardashian shot to fame as a result of a stolen sex tape. The socialite has since appeared in her own reality show, films and was a contestant on this season’s Dancing with the Stars – where she danced to Sir Mix-a-lot’s "Baby Got Back."

Waist to Hip Ratio: 0.67

Has she shaken her money maker in a music video? It’s a travesty that Kim Kardashian has never been in a music video. She was practically built for that very reason. Someone should cover "Baby Got Back" and put her in the music video.




3. Gisele Bundchen



What else she's known for: Giselle Bundchen is the highest paid model in the world and is listed at the world’s richest supermodel in the Guinness Book of Records.

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0.74

Has she shaken her money maker in a music video? Gisele just finished shooting a music video for rock band Blackcowboy’s new song "Come On" – so there is some hope that she’ll shake it.



2. Vida Guerra




What else she's known for: Vida Guerra is a Cuban-born American model who found fame as a lingerie model for men’s magazines such as FHM, DUB and Smooth.

Waist to Hip Ratio: 0.68

Has she shaken her money maker in a music video? Oh yes! She has appeared in music videos for Kayne West’s "The New Workout Plan," "No Es Amor’s Obsession" and the Bad Boys 2 song "Shake Ya Tailfeather."



1. Sofia Vergara



What else she's known for: Sofia Vergara is a bilingual model and actress from Colombia. The single mother has been given the nickname “Sofia Viagra” because of the effect she has on men.

Waist to Hip Ratio: 0.72

Has she shaken her money maker in a music video?
Sadly, Sofia Vergara has not appeared in any music videos. This is a crime. Someone put her in one, stat!

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Old 11-14-2008, 09:01 PM
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Personally I think this chick has the best ass on earth!

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Old 11-14-2008, 09:09 PM
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My vote for best ass.
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Old 11-14-2008, 09:54 PM
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I like all ass, plump or lean, big or small, its all good to me
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Old 11-14-2008, 09:59 PM
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Finally, a thread that's right in my area of expertise. If there's one thing I know, it's asses.
as far as the best, one size fits all ass, I agree with MEGADOUCHE. Jen's ass is perfect.
Paz Vega. Not even in the running.
Beonce has a wonderful ass, but, alas, it's 9 here.
J. Lo has a great future behind her, but the cottage cheese is really starting to show.
Angel Melaku, that's faptastic! I luvs me some thick, smooth, creamy chocolate turd cutter.
Kim Kardashian- see above.
Jessica Biel is a close 2nd to Jennifer Aniston. Perfect Shape, Just enough to grab.
Giselle- small, tight, every man's teen fantasy ass.
Vida Guerra's ass drives me nuts. Round, deep cleavage, that's an ass built for busting a nut on.
Sofia Vergara has a nice ass. Nothing special. Jusast kinda average in this crowd.

Well, there's my 2 cents.
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Old 11-14-2008, 10:07 PM
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I completely agree, Satan! She's always been worth watching.

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i took after my dad and his side of the family with a completely flat ass i did get big boobs though.
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I prefer leg to ass but there's something about this pic which is insanely hot.
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Wot no Belladonna?

Seriously there's too many chicks with gorgeous asses to name.
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