01-13-2015, 10:39 AM
Xenophobia is a hardwired cognitive disposition that is impervious to empirical modification
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(Whispered in your ear) "I think about you when I masturbate."
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Link? Isn't that the asshole from Zelda?
Lunatic fringe.
01-13-2015, 02:31 PM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Let's play a drinking game. I'll pay for all your drinks, but you can only drink when I have a finger up inside you. Say when.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
01-13-2015, 03:54 PM
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That could be romantic.
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That could work. Provided it's not my ear or my nose you're trying to stick that finger into.
01-21-2015, 12:45 PM
Xenophobia is a hardwired cognitive disposition that is impervious to empirical modification
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"Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?"
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Link? Isn't that the asshole from Zelda?
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01-21-2015, 01:15 PM
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That would work most days.
If I'm in a particularly cautious mood, I might think you wanted to kill me.
01-21-2015, 02:02 PM
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(speak into your ear in the club.)
Fiddle -de - de, and diddle - me - you.
(club noise) What?
FIDDLE-DE-DE, AND DIDDLE-ME-YOU!
(club music) What?
Club music goes silent.
I WANNA FUCK YOU!!
DJ drops the bass...
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
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01-21-2015, 02:16 PM
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I love this one. Being half deaf as it is, it is very relevant to my life.
Love the ending, I would want to GTFO of the club anyway so boots would be knocking.
01-30-2015, 02:47 PM
Xenophobia is a hardwired cognitive disposition that is impervious to empirical modification
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I hope your evening is going as nice as your ass.
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Link? Isn't that the asshole from Zelda?
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01-30-2015, 02:54 PM
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That would make me smile.
But if I look distressed, hold it in. I might hear you wrong and take it the wrong way.
01-31-2015, 03:01 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better on the floor next to my bed.
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