I fucked a fat, toothless hooker in the Dominican Republic. Absolute horror it was. First I had to drunkenly barter with a security guard with a fucking sub-machine gun to "utilise" a public space, then on with the rubber and banged her from behind.
It's amazing what you'll fuck if you haven't had any for 12 months.
Anyhooz, I shot my load, pulled out and to my EXTREME HORROR the bag had popped. I barebacked a toothless hooker in a 3rd world country.
Then the bitch started screaming shit about "bambino" or something.
I ran. I scrubbed my cock for at least 45 minutes after that.
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