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jedi5 · #1 06-01-2008, 12:51 PM

Anyone here ever be a wing man for your buddy and hook up with an ugly chick so your buddy could get laid?

A few years back we were at a bar. My buddy hooked up with this nice looking chick. As the bar was closing, the girl invited us to back to her place and continue to drink with her friends. Now her friends weren't around but there were going to meet us at the house.

Good looking girl must have good looking friends, right?

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

I'm about 5'9, 180-185lbs and hooked up with this 6'4ish at least no lie... 270lbs if not more hippo. Maybe she was more, don't remember nor do I care to.
I looked like little lizard sitting on top of a giant rock.
Chick took her panties off and I didn't know if they were a parachute or a cover for you car.
Chick was huge.

Anyone else here ever bite the bullet and take one for the team?

tacoofmidaj · #2 06-01-2008, 01:09 PM

Never been put in that posittion but Id dive on the ugly grenade but not the fat grenade.

binary_jester · #3 06-01-2008, 01:21 PM

I don't like to talk about it.

jedi5 · #4 06-01-2008, 01:28 PM

C'mon, we're here for you.
Let us help you.

binary_jester · #5 06-01-2008, 01:41 PM

Sometimes...at night...I wake up screaming having night sweats and for some reason I have tried to gnaw my arm off.

PANDAmonium · #6 06-01-2008, 02:19 PM

A few years ago my friend met this kinda creepy dude through MySpace, he lived about two hours away, anyway, they agreed to meet up but she didn't want to go alone in case he was some kind of rapist/molester/deranged serial killer/etc. So they arranged this kind if weird blind double date thing and I got stuck with the guy's sleazy friend on a couple of dates, anyway, I ended up having to have sex with him for one reason or another so my friend could get hers and he was so rude and dirty and on drugs and possibly infested with STDs and I haven't felt completely clean a day in my life since.

Yalvulcon · #7 06-01-2008, 02:59 PM

no shit here. once me and a few of the guys i worked with back at UPS a few yrs ago went to our boss's wedding and well 2 of us took it for the team so 1 guy dave could bang the maid of honor. it felt like we got stuck with the ugly step sisters. anyone here ever been with a girl or a guy that was totally fucked but was drunk and thought they were the shit?? i dont know what it is about them damn bride's maid dresses.

tacoofmidaj · #8 06-01-2008, 03:23 PM

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That's just fucked up...if I knew chicks went through with this Idda gotten a lot more in my youth.

Choppie · #9 06-01-2008, 04:01 PM

Too many to count. I am the worlds best wingman. Sadly.

PANDAmonium · #10 06-01-2008, 05:24 PM

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Hahaha, I don't think it's quite as common for girls to act as wingmen for their friends but if you're a really good friend you kinda have to take one for the team, regardless of gender.