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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Posts: 9,330
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Posts: 9,330
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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OK you young fellows listen up -- from the top down is the:
Clitoris - play with this, but gently (or as instructed).
Urethra - Leave this the fuck alone.
Vagina - Dick goes here.
Anus - Only by invitation.
One day you will be faced with one of these, now is your chance to get educated on the terrain. TMYK