Introduce Yourself Again - The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions

JesusMartinez · #1 02-02-2008, 10:27 PM

I haven't logged into the forum in a long time because I am too busy cropping pictures for no one to click on - but since it's saturday and I'm staying in and have no booze - this is what I've decided to do with myself.

My name is Jesus Martinez and DrunkenStepfather.com is kinda my website.
Who are you?

n2tattoos.lol · #2 02-02-2008, 10:54 PM

i'm the guy that comes for the free downloads, but ends up trying to decipher your drunken gibberish sentences that never end and go on forever so that i start to forget what the subject was and then i remember that i don't give a shit anyway, just like your mom doesn't give a shit about you and that's why you have a fat wife and have to self-medicate with alcohol to numb the depression, which is not really a depression so much as a reminder that you're still a part of the shit hole world.

so yeah, that's who i am.

JesusMartinez · #3 02-02-2008, 11:01 PM

Alcohol doesn't cure the flu but probably causes the flu and that's what this week's lesson was.

I think my sentences make sense and I guess that's all that matters...but I am glad you are watching me slowly dig my own grave.....it's nice to feel like I'm not dying a miserable life alone.

Deuce · #4 02-03-2008, 12:22 AM

My name's Mark and I'm a college student in central New York. I'm a Junior at SUNY Cortland (40 minutes south of Syracuse) and I am a Sport Management Major. I love this forum because it has a shit load of material to download, and because it isnt filled with asholes like other forums I am on. I despise people that leech and use the forum and do not contribute. I have a pretty busy schedule with work and school and all that but when I find time I like to contribute to this forum with what I can offer

Randal Graves · #5 02-03-2008, 12:39 AM

I'm a guy who wishes he could get stoned more because I really love smoking weed, but I have a real job that I hate and a 40 hour work week is fucking draining. I'm lazy as hell by nature so smoking is not conducive to me getting out of bed and going to work. I don't know what else there is to say.

mathiaswvu · #6 02-03-2008, 12:01 PM

I'm the guy who got food poisoning yesterday and threw up once out my mouth and twice out my ass in my sleep and ended up taking 3 showers that day but managed to see Rambo and not gross out the theatre with my silent whispers. surprisingly they did not play bodies at all in the movie.

**~~DSF Guest 8~~** · #7 02-03-2008, 01:52 PM

I am pendragon. I like weird news, free music, and wasting time. I waste alot of time and brain cells on this site. I am rooting for Jesus to beat the hell out of Perez.

bra1n · #8 02-03-2008, 03:33 PM

im bra1n. I live in los angeles. I smoke weed all day. Get paid to do next to nothing. I fuck skinny girls and pretend they are fat. i drink to forget what i just remembered. i live by one motto; live. I like this forum/site. I dont think im a leech, but i do download a bunch with no thanks or contribution and i pass it around to all my friends and pretend that im some sort of cyber genius who some how produces free stuff. Did i mention i smoke weed? you do a good job jesus, no matter what your mom says.

Deuce · #9 02-03-2008, 03:52 PM

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that would be the definition of a leech my friend. not only a leech, but the worst kind.

#10 02-03-2008, 04:48 PM

I am a long time visitor and recent poster. I love this site and forum. I am an avid movie and music fan and write a movie review blog.

Peace!