Fan Letter to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch - The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions

#1 06-28-2014, 10:54 AM

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I liked this suggestion. Let's all write Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch a fan letter! Name one thing you like about either Marky Mark or the Funky Bunch and I'll try to compose it all together and send it to him over social media or something.

I'll start.

Dear Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch,

Your only hit song used to make me think about vibrators and feeling the vibrations. Which I did. A lot. In my pants.

Now someone think of something. Anything.

el_victorino · #2 06-28-2014, 11:17 AM

I liked it when your brother shot Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense. That was, like, awesome, cuz, like, we didn't know he was dead until, like, the end.

#3 06-28-2014, 11:19 AM

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Perfect, just the right amount of back handed in it.

Thanks Vic!

Come on guys, a few more sentences and we have the paragraph minimum I'm looking for. Lol.

MrGoutHimself · #4 06-28-2014, 12:05 PM

I would like to know how you go about becoming a Booty Inspector, Hector. I would very much enjoy this line of work and it must pay well.

/Revised./

#5 06-28-2014, 12:07 PM

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I really want to put this on his Facebook. Even if it's not likely ran by him. Lol.

This has too much backhand. Can we tweek it?

el_victorino · #6 06-28-2014, 12:56 PM

PS Pull yer drawers up, young man! You looking for a job selling hot dogs?

#7 06-28-2014, 04:12 PM

Dear Marky Mark, et al.

I don't know who the fuck you are, but I do know your name is really, really good. I think chicks would dig me more if I started calling myself MEGADOUCHEY MEGADOUCHE. Don't you think so too?

Also, probably would like your music too if I ever fucking heard it anywhere. YouTube never fucking heard of you. So I guess that sucks.

Anyway, stay Funky! Ha Ha

Yours forever and always, MD.

p.s. one time, I shit in a five-gallon bucket, and it was stinky. And then I didn't know what to do with it, so I hid it in the bushes.

ThatHaole · #8 06-28-2014, 06:13 PM

Marky Mark,

You were once funky like ya grandpa's drawers. Now you are more funky like day old collard greens. What happened?

el_victorino · #9 06-29-2014, 08:53 AM

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I applaud your use of et al.

#10 06-29-2014, 12:24 PM

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Your's is complete by itself. I plan to drop this on Monday and hope you join me with yours.

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I may or may not throw this one is. Although I do like it, it will depend how much balls and tequila I have at the time of me sending it.