If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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You may want to check that out. Don't want to have an infection that will require amputations to your hands and then your dick.
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As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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I agree with the Frothmaster. You should prep for the doctor exam by doing so in the waiting room. No need to waste his time later. Get that tingle going.
In my case my doc has a really cute physician's assistant (they like being called a P.A., why they want to be called after a speaker system I don't get.) So I always ask for her to check my prostate. I'm pants down, asscheeks spread, hemorrhoids getting some daylight, and she digs around in there like her future depends on it.
When I get this done outside of the doctor's office, it's "Solicitation of Prostitution", but in there, it's a hundred ten dollars and I get a blood test thrown in for free. Thanks, ObamaCare!!
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I'm watching the Today Show with Kelly Clarkon as a Guest Host and she is huge dressed as gigantic cranberry. She is sitting opposite of Al Roker and bigger than him.
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My random thought was about Madam. I was laying in bed last night thinking about Mrs madammeow. It was mostly pure thoughts I should add. What got me thinking about her was I think a poster sort of called her out to do a better job in a round about way. I am not sure about this because I really couldn't understand what he said in his post but I think it was criticism. So there I am in bed thinking how big a part madam has keeping this forum going for all of us new somewhat new and the OGs here. I was thinking what amount of hours she spends so there will be content here and I am sure there are times where she really would rather be doing other things. Then she fixes all the newbies mistakes with out making them feel stupid. So I thought I would step in here this evening and thank her for what she does so there can be a forum for all of us to hang out on. I don't think she gets enough thank yous and maybe doesn't get to hear from us what she means to this place. So Thank you sincerely Madam for who you are and what you do and what you mean to this place. BTW my mind might have wondered to the images of your breasts that I have stored in my memory while I was laying in bed.
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^^^ Yes yes yes yes and all that. It's great MM isn't an asshole like most of us.
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