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Old 04-03-2008, 09:52 PM
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Try to lay off the drugs and alcohol for at least 3 days before you see this girl again (detox). Drugs and alcohol not only impair your judgement, they impair your body and overall health as well. You'll be better off!
Once the 3 days goes by, it'll get easier and you'll feel much better.
And...you'll feel no need for viagra until you're old and actually need it!
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Old 04-03-2008, 11:23 PM
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If a man cant get it up its always he girls fault. Get a hotter bitch.
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Old 04-05-2008, 01:28 AM
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That's not true. In this case, it's HIS fault. The drugs are fucking up his system!
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For what it's worth, I've seen Viagra work for dudes in your situation. You may not ever bust that nut (coke does that to you), but your shit will be stiff as a board.
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Old 04-06-2008, 01:47 AM
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You could always try some anal stimulation.
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That shit is hilarious.
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Tell her to lose 10 pounds. I find it helps if you tell your girlfriend to purge herself after meals.
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and this relates to the subject how?
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:23 PM
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Its not the drugs. Shes too fat, he cant get it up.
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:40 PM
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Man some fuck-jobs just don't learn.... YOUR POST DOESN'T CONTAIN ANYTHING WORTH WHILE! JUST STOP AND HANG YOURSELF, DO US ALL A FAVOR!
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