I can't remember where I saw this website but it is great. I have no affiliation with this site so it is not SPAM. I just figured that there are some sick fucks in here who might be able to use something like this.
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It is a wakeup call service that you can schedule to call any phone number at the time you pick with any message that you like.
My wife and I were stirred from our slumber last night by an old friend, who is a girl that my wife doesn't like, that figured it would be fun to drunk dial me at 2:30AM.
Well I thought that at 8:30AM she would like a phone call from a number she didn't know just to see if she was awake. And for good measure she will be getting a call for the rest of the week at 2:30AM just to see if she is awake.
Now I need to think of a good message for each day. Apparently they don't mind what you type in as I just did a test with "you smell like pussy juice".