01-02-2014, 05:43 PM
I’m the host with Vaseline I hide behind bulletproof glass.
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Whats red and black and white and cant go through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head...
01-02-2014, 11:27 PM
I iz in your head, fucking around with shit.
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Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?
Because then it would be called "Solved"
12-20-2014, 01:34 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, "He's great. He does the work of two men. We need him."
So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?"
The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks every weekend, and then beats my sister. So every Monday morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, I'm fucking her."
The boss says, "You fuck your sister?"
The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."
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03-30-2017, 07:24 PM
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How is killing black people like saying the N-word?
They do it all the time, but they get really angry when white people join in.
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03-30-2017, 11:03 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Am I racist if I laughed?
03-31-2017, 09:43 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Is you white, honky?
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ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
03-31-2017, 08:57 PM
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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only if you said the actual N word in your head or out loud when you read it
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The older I get, the more of an asshole I become
04-01-2017, 12:22 AM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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I'm Irish is there a whiter nationality?
04-01-2017, 12:23 AM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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Ummm I guess my question was just answered
04-05-2017, 12:01 AM
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HOLYMOTHERFUCKERSONOFABITCH! You're not dead.
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