if you think MAYBE even maybe you might be getting some

[Vulture]

You should have just dipped it in ranch...

If it takes the burn outta the wings,
It'll take the burn outta other things!

lol

[Deuce]

they say that when u eat hot foods if u eat butter or margerine it will take away some of the pain because the fat is a base. Going back to science class it is the acid that causes the burning and a base wil neutralize the acidity therefore reducing the pain. so if u get some of that on your dick i suggest fucking a tub of margerine

[serafina]

I had a similar experience a few years ago with an ex-boyfriend. I had sprained my ankle and he was rubbing bengay on it. A little bit later, bengay fingers were all over me. Burning, heat sensation in your vagina is really painful.

[Mr Handlebars]

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Now that one I've heard before. I remember someone somewhere else telling a story of grabbing a tube of Ben-Gay instead of lube. They had to take his gf to the hospital because of the vaginal burning.

[tokerjoe]

never had an issue with ben gay...however in college a buddy of mine brought a slam pig back to his dorm room and was giving it to her from behind. he convinced her to do it in the butt but when we went for lube he realized he didn't have any. to avoid a buzz kill, without telling her he used hair gel. according to him everything was fine until the next morning when she went to the bathroom and the skin was sticking together and there was some "tear-age"

i cant vouch for certain because i wasn't there but i can say she didn't talk to us again...=(

[serafina]

Ewwww hair gel in the butt. That is horrible, poor girl. Also, what is a slam pig? Like slutty ugly girl just for sex?

[Trips]

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I'm guessing a loose fatty.

[tokerjoe]

not necessarily a fatty but someone who is just a pig throwing her pussy around. this one was fucking all the guys on the floor. its more like a cum dumpster than anything else but i can see where the heaviness may be implied.