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Old 07-01-2009, 12:38 PM
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I thought it would be a good idea to have a centralized thread with different recipes or crazy food ideas.

Post anything that you want here (pics, recipes, ideas, stories) as long as it is food related.
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Old 07-01-2009, 09:06 PM
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I remembered this post Towdog made a while back so i made a copy of his post to have here in this thread as well.

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5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe)

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.
Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT ! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).
And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:26 AM
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:28 AM
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if anyone can think of a post that would belong in here plz let me know. I will try to find it and copy it to this thread.
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:32 AM
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How to Make a Bacon Cheese Roll

Eating this recipe more than once in your life may result in an instant heart attack. For some reason though I'm extremely tempted just to see what this bad boy would taste like.

Ingredients:
12 Pieces of Bacon
Lots of Cheese (Cheddar + Mozza Mix is preferred)

Preparation:
Instead of listing the exact instructions on how to make a Bacon Cheese Roll, I've included a step by step photo set. Since this recipe is so easy to follow, all you need is pictures (and maybe a quadruple bypass!)


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For additional unhealthy goodness smother in syrup if you not only want your heart explode but also to risk the chances of type 2 diabetes.
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Old 07-02-2009, 10:09 AM
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Old 07-02-2009, 10:35 AM
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Old 07-02-2009, 10:47 AM
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Ribs!
Probably the most controversial to prepare cause everyone has their 'technique', but here's how I do 'em generally:

I usually prepare 2 racks of babybacks brined and braised.

Brine:
* 36 ounces beer
* 3 tablespoons kosher salt
* 3 tablespoons packed brown sugar
* 1 tablespoon celery seed
* 2 tablespoon cayenne pepper
* 2 1/2 teaspoons black pepper
* 2 teaspoon liquid smoke

1. If the store hasn't done it, be sure to remove the membrane on the back (slide a sharp knife under there to loosen it, then grab it with something dry like a paper towel and pull it off).
3. Mix together beer, salt, brown sugar, celery seed, cayenne pepper, black pepper and liquid smoke in a saucepan.
4. Heat over low heat, stirring gently until all the salt dissolves; allow to cool.
5. Place rib sections in a large ziplock or resealable bag and pour the cooled brine over; squeeze out as much air as possible and seal the bag.
6. Allow the ribs to brine in this mixture overnight, rotating bag occasionally.
7. Using a drip pan and wire rack, I tent my ribs in foil with the brine in the bottom of the pan.
8. I grill using indirect ~250 degree heat for about two hours. (I turn off one side of my gas grill, and bring up the heat with the other.)
9. To finish, I throw the ribs on high fire for about 5 minutes a side and braise with either a drizzle of honey mixed with Chipotle Tabasco or a BBQ sauce.

Damn! now I'm hungry!
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Old 07-02-2009, 11:36 AM
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Atomic Buffalo Turds are jalapenos stuffed with cheese,meat and wrapped in bacon and then grilled indirect or on a smoker until the bacon is done. there are a ton of ways to do them, just google Atomic buffalo turds

edit...my weber bullet smoker,2 weber kettles and weber gas grill will be busy saturday i plan to make some of these along with 4 boston butts for pulled pork,a beef brisket,6 racks of baby back ribs, brats,hotdogs and burgers. we are having a 4th of july and birthday party rolled in one since my boy turned 5 yesterday. don't know what other sides we will have as guests are bringing sides.



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Is there a Type 6 Diabetes? If there isn't, there will be after this. I can only think of one way to imprve this. Wrap it all up in Pillsbury Croussanant dough and bake until crispy. The dough, not your arteries.

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