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nachos1345 · #**121** 03-25-2009, 10:25 PM

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No one cares.

Expletive · #**122** 03-25-2009, 10:25 PM

What sites can i go to which has anything you would find interesting. i don't have files to upload or anything you'd find to be cool or worth while, Damn, i don't even like me most of the time. I'm nobody, and when death comes, no one will remember, maybe not even God. So this may be all that I'll ever be, for a time at least.

Expletive · #**123** 03-25-2009, 10:27 PM

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I care, because I'm nothing, no one, a joke you'll give two shits about when you return to the real world. For me,there isn't a real world, just a world, I have no choice but to continue in.

or i can just post tits and ass and mail random girls my skeet.

Expletive · #**124** 03-25-2009, 10:28 PM

this isn't real, this is a fucking joke, all of it is, a large stupid fucking joke. but what else is there.

cunts and tits cunts and tits cunts and tits

nachos1345 · #**125** 03-25-2009, 10:29 PM

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Why don't you start telling shitty jokes, it would be a hell of a lot better than this tripe.

Expletive · #**126** 03-25-2009, 10:29 PM

you wake up you sleep, you wake up you sleep, and the world still is evil and fucked up, people killing people and i watch, not wanting death, just wanting them to stop, then some stupid fucker comes along and restart stem cell and say some ignorant shit about it's for the greater good yet, taking one those eggs and placing them in a womb, would produce a child, yet they get pissy if one makes a gay joke, fucking idiots.

speaking of wombs, open your cunt baby, lemme in, i wanna get me a nice warm corner to skeet in, skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

Expletive · #**127** 03-25-2009, 10:30 PM

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i don't know any jokes, i could try but fuck i'm slow stupid and not that smart, and i'm not the funniest kid on the block but here goes.

no goes, skeet skeet skeet

Expletive · #**128** 03-25-2009, 10:34 PM

a man finds his cow dead and kills himself,

his wife sees the cow dead and kills herself,

his son comes along and a mermaid says, screw me for ten minutes and i'll restore their life, the boy last five minutes and the mermaid eats him.

the next brother comes and sees his mother and father dead and the mermaid says the same but says twenty minutes, the boy last ten and she eats him.

the final brother comes and the mermaid promises to restore all involved including the cow if he'd last an hour,

'is that all missy? are you sure missy?'

"Why," says the mermaid.

fuck fishes give me cunts and tits

'The cow lasted for at least two hours.'

nachos1345 · #**129** 03-25-2009, 10:38 PM

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Not too bad, I chuckled.

Expletive · #**130** 03-25-2009, 10:42 PM

a lesbian chick wanted a magical dick that could last in her all night.

so at a magic shop she asked for one cock, that could keep her feeling right

it would plow away for a night and a day unless you said Rumpelstiltskin sight

so once at home and all alone she made it plow her just right,

and then she came times ten and again and got sore by its thrust might

but forgot the words and no sound was heard but her screaming 'stop alright'

it didn't stop and off she flopped back to the store that night,

erratic she drove almost flipping off road and caught an officers sight,

once she stopped it kept plowing and pop and she told him through shaky breath

of how she said magic dick away into my vagina's depth,

the officer thought and said aloud since her story won't let her pass,

he snorted twice and shook with might and said;'magic dick my ass!'

funny rhymes with cunny cunny cunny cunny

with tits