Yeah, Balamory is for younger kids. It was kind of catchy.
The next time somebody brings up Gordon, let them know that Scotland has given the world many famous people like Sheena Easton, Sean Connery, Robert Burns, Robert Louis Stevenson, Arthur Conan Doyle and Alexander Graham Bell. But don't forget the most important of all... Bon Scott and Angus Young.
Also let them know that the burning and itching would not have stopped if it hadn't been for Scotsman Alexander Fleming.