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Old 08-16-2011, 05:16 PM
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How old is too old to be masturbating?

I'm not getting much action these days especially after my kid was born and I've gotta blow off steam somehow but I'm in my thirties now and wondering if the end is nigh.
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Old 08-16-2011, 06:23 PM
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I guess it depends on who you're masturbating. If it's sailors at the rest stop, you're probably never too old because the wall around the glory hole will hide your face (remember, though, to use moisturizer on your hands).

Oh, wait, you meant yourself.

Beat it until they bury you. And to be safe, pick out your funeral suit and make sure there's a hole in the pocket just in case.
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Old 09-06-2011, 01:53 PM
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I'm 51 and still knock 1 out here and there. i love my GF but she's not very sexual.
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Old 09-20-2011, 10:55 AM
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Dead? That's the usual reason.
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Old 06-29-2012, 04:20 AM
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Yank it till it falls off..I say
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:52 PM
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If it gets hard, beat it!!!
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Old 09-30-2012, 11:55 AM
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Never too old, nobody knows you like you do....
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Old 09-30-2012, 03:42 PM
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You're probably not around any more, but what the hell, you're either in the same boat or it's better. That said, I can see a better future....
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Old 09-30-2012, 05:11 PM
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Keep at it until it dries up, I guess.
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Old 10-01-2012, 05:26 AM
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