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Old 04-12-2008, 02:11 PM
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I heard this from a friend of mine...

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!

Which makes the joke really funny.
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:41 PM
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yo, ur getting really fucking annoying.
im not a major poster, but all the shit between tyler and pendragon was enough.
no one needs you to start more shit. so shut the fuck up and stop instigating.
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:45 PM
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Yeah, him and the people posting links to that euro club whatever shit.
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:45 PM
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I'm sorry... did I offend you? Don't click the link. I have only posted in a couple (3 I think) of threads
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:49 PM
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Pen,

Nice to have you back, even if it's your evil twin.
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:53 PM
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Naw, Pen is my uncle who happens to be sitting across the room. He is still pissed about the whole TylerB thing. Since he being such an asshole about it, I thought I would come out of lurker status and "help" him out.
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:54 PM
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If HDKiller really is Pendragon then I for one am saddened by the fact that he's shitting all over his legacy on the board.

When I was n00b he was one of the peope I respected, but now?

It's like finding out your dad molests your dog or something.
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:56 PM
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Damn, what do I have to do? I will take a picture I guess and post it of Pen and me. He posted his picture on the board somewhere I know.
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Yes, do so.
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:13 PM
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Allright...here is the picture. It isn't pretty but you did ask for it...unmodified date & time stamp on it.
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