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The scariest shit about this is it is 100 percent bacon that is fully cooked with no preservatives. And you don't have to refrigerate it either. Fucking scary.
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Vilhelm Lillefl?sk's Squeez Bacon? is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon? is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon! You can put it on sandwiches, pizza, pastas, bacon, soups, pies, eat it hot or cold (warm Squeez Bacon? on toasted rye is to die for), substitute it for bacon in your recipes, or even eat it right out of the tube like we do! If it's edible, it's better with Squeez Bacon?
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