09-06-2008, 10:38 AM
I'm rollin with my pistol and my shotty
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Happy Birthday, BC!!!!
Happy Birthday BC!!!!
Hold your horses buddy! I'm coming. Take it easy!
Of course I made my favorite monkey man a cake!
Got you a pin up to hang around with. Shes got great boobs.
Made you some food because I know she may tire you out and you get crabby when you're hungry.
And of course what day is complete without a good beer.
Don't listen to what anyone else say......
Just have a great birthday!
P.S. Me and my girlfriend will be over later to celebrate with you and the rest of the gang.
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09-06-2008, 10:51 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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Happy B-day big guy!!!!!
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
09-06-2008, 10:52 AM
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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Happy Birthday BC
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Go back to waxing your mini, then start on your car.
09-06-2008, 10:53 AM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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Sorry BC,me and the monkey forgot which day your birthday was.
We went out last night and got pretty faded.
I'm not sure which one of us this is, but we had a good time!
Happy Birthday!
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09-06-2008, 11:08 AM
kicked the fuck out
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Happy Birthday you big softie!
09-06-2008, 11:43 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Happy Birthday Monkey Man
09-06-2008, 12:14 PM
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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Happy birthday BC! I was going to come over and play you happy birthday on my guitar naked, but then I remembered you're way more into monkeys, so I'm sending a friend of mine instead:
Enjoy!
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You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they call them business socks.
09-06-2008, 12:36 PM
Custom user title? Who the fuck needs it.
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Happy happy happy happy happy birthday BC.
09-06-2008, 12:51 PM
....raw doggin' it since 1980!
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Happy Birthday man!
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09-06-2008, 12:57 PM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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Sorry BC,
I tried to find you something great for your birthday, but I ended up buying some monkey PJ's for my neighbor.
She wanted you to see her in them, at least...
Well, we are planning to have a good time on your birthday, I hope you do too!
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