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Boon · #**131** 03-25-2009, 10:47 PM

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Dude, seriously, try volunteer work. You'd be amazed how good you'll feel about yourself for helping another person.

But don't try working at the food bank, cause they'll all think you're stealing the food.

Expletive · #**132** 03-25-2009, 10:55 PM

a boy and his chick sought cover for his dick a baby none of them want,

the boy was bit slow and off he did go to buy protection and more,

but once was there he seemed in fear alas the shop keep was a whore,

she showed him how to put it on and said this is what grocers do,

once back at home his condom on he wanted to plow in love's poo,

but once there her parents there arrived with dinner for all to share,

the girls mum said no eating of food until i say a prayer

when the prayer was done her dad was gone what happened none of them knew

she asked her boyfriend what happened to dad,

and he said smiling all blue: "Shh don't be the cost of my loss I'm almost there you fool"

"Almost there?" she asked concerned for him for he shook and trembled blue,

Finally he exhaled and Exclaimed away: "you're dad's a grocer too!"

so her dad's gay that's so not funny

instead i have tits attached to a cunny

Expletive · #**133** 03-25-2009, 10:56 PM

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that might happen, but do you know how easy it is to push and type with keys?

fuck food banks unless sweet n go gals like her worked there

Expletive · #**134** 03-25-2009, 10:58 PM

you know i'm trying to remember jokes but most of this shit,is from i don't know how many years and my memory is shotty at best, this feels like an epic FAIL.

you can't fail with tits and ass though

Expletive · #**135** 03-25-2009, 11:13 PM

if any ladies want me, lemme know, show me what you got baby

Expletive · #**136** 03-25-2009, 11:25 PM

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i'm a determined fucker, ADD and ignorance; bad combination.

And i'm fucking horny

n2tattoos.lol · #**137** 03-25-2009, 11:30 PM

cumdumpster

Expletive · #**138** 03-27-2009, 12:15 AM

i don't have the fucking words, to say how much i wanna fuck you silly

nachos1345 · #**139** 03-27-2009, 12:17 AM

Oh Christ, not this again.

Expletive · #**140** 03-27-2009, 12:20 AM

fuck far eastern places, western bitches is but a click away