01-05-2009, 12:37 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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best music is anything that is mellow.
best food is pizza bites with ranch.
01-05-2009, 12:41 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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no. you'll be trying to sell hard boiled eggs instead baby chickens if you put an egg in your vagina for 3 weeks.
you should just get knocked up and have a regular baby. they take 9 months to hatch but you can sell a human baby for a lot more than a baby chicken.
01-05-2009, 01:56 PM
kicked the fuck out
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Noted.
If you like sweets, you should try out the Americone Dream flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
01-05-2009, 06:44 PM
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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oh randal, u are ever so wise!
*but baby chicks hatch at 100 degrees / 37 celsius (our body temperature)
01-05-2009, 06:51 PM
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I know. I just figured your vagina was much warmer than that.
01-05-2009, 07:04 PM
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hmmm... i am sure there must be some variations.
especially when aroused.
lemme go find my thermometer. get back to u in ten mins
01-05-2009, 07:31 PM
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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oh..i'm good to go..and i don't have a fever either
01-05-2009, 07:48 PM
This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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Dear Randal,
If velvet skin was actually a man, would all of her posts have been as warmly accepted?
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01-05-2009, 08:01 PM
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rofl
01-05-2009, 11:04 PM
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Probably not. It's never cool when a guy talks about hatching chicken eggs in his vagina. But when a chick does it, we overlook the fact that she's doing weird shit to herself. Guys are willing to overlook a lot when chick's vagina is in the conversation.
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