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#51
10-01-2008, 03:33 PM
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Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's. -Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Cooler than a polar bear's toenails Originally Posted by badmedicine09 I've been avoiding results all day. tlock, you are a God amongst men, thank you. All of my posts are not my links... 
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#52
10-01-2008, 03:34 PM
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Office Space
Lawrence: We still goin' fishin' this weekend? Peter Gibbons: Nah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday, I just know it. Lawrence: Well, you can get out of that easily. Peter Gibbons: Yeah? How? Lawrence: Well, when a boss wants you to work on Saturday he generally asks you at the end of the day, right? Peter Gibbons: Yeah. Lawrence: So, all you gotta do is avoid him... on the last few hours on Friday, duck out early, turn off your answering machine... you should be home free, man. Peter Gibbons: That's a really good idea. Lawrence: Fuckin' A, man!
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#53
10-01-2008, 03:42 PM
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Office Space again
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point. Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do? Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Well, yeah. Peter Gibbons: Nothing. Lawrence: Nothing, huh? Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing. Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit
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#54
10-01-2008, 05:45 PM
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I tawt I taw a puddy tat! I did! I did!
Tweety Bird
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#55
10-01-2008, 07:57 PM
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Hey John, when do you want me to start wearing the strap-on?
-Sara Palin
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DRINK TO THE DEAD ALL YOU STILL ALIVE WE SHALL JOIN THEM, IN GOOD TIME. SHOULD YOU GO CROSSING THAT SILVERY BROOK, IT'S BEST TO LEAP BEFORE YOU LOOK. Pog ma thoin!
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#57
10-01-2008, 08:30 PM
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There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
-Airplane!
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#58
10-01-2008, 08:32 PM
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Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?" Derek Zoolander: And? Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
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