I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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My dear sir, I have the terrible duty to inform you that you are under the most tragic of erroneous disposistion. Olde English, as you refer to it, is in fact the English of Chaucer. It is my scared duty to enlighten you thusly that while this examplar:
This frere bosteth that he knoweth helle,
And God it woot, that it is litel wonder;
Freres and feendes been but lyte asonder.
For, pardee, ye han ofte tyme herd telle
Is Olde English, the discourse that I am conversing with you in would best be described as Upper Class Twat
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Originally Posted by MrGoutHimself
You're a douche. But you're our douche, so fuck 'em.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
I fart in your general direction you wiper of other peoples bottoms! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. ... oh wait, that's French.
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.