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Old 07-23-2009, 09:00 PM
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Default Last Night's Stairwell Pee Party

Last night I was with a couple friends and some random number texted me saying "come over and fuck if", I asked my friends if they were down with meeting some random person who wanted to fuck, not knowing who it was, or whether it was a set up, or a guy, so we decided to go to see if anything would happen because we were bored and figured it'd be funny..

We got to the address she told us to go to, it turned out to be a ballin' apartment building, so we figured we were safe and outside the front door, we were greeted by a girl in her pajamas, with whiskers and a cat nose drawn on her face.

She felt us out and invited us to the stairwell to do coke with her, so here we are in the staircase of some baller apartmen building, doing blow with this girl who is clearly fucked up, repeating herself and constantly asking if we will gangbang her. None of us are down because we didn't want AIDS, but she was eager, and started masturbating.

She was on her period so here she is sucking on bloody fingers, I'm weirded out, my friends aren't perverted enough for this hoodrat shit, and I like getting girls who don't volunteer that shit to people they don't even know, then she asks for us to fuck her ass since she is on her period. She fuckin' wanted it, but we weren't given it, so she asked if one of us would piss on her and my homie was down with that and these are all the pics we have of the night....


A couple of days ago I twittered that I wanted a pee party so I guess god reads twitter, cuz if you told me before I went out that that is how my night was gonna end, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up, cuz that kinda shit is just so far from my realm of reality and I'd like to thank .....

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Old 07-23-2009, 09:03 PM
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:09 PM
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LOL!

That's... one of the better things to ever happen in a stairwell. Next time take a shit on someone.
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:09 PM
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Nope, not all of 'em. Quite a few of 'em down my way.
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:20 PM
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hahah this is so random and yet so awesome
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:27 PM
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Damn I was hoping for a shot of period fingers
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:44 PM
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why don't i have your number jesus?!
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:30 PM
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HA!

Now thats funny
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