Congratulations Stantz, you are September's Member of the Month!
At both the suggestion of MegaDouche as well as answering my call for his assistance today, Stantz is our newest addition to the MOTM club.
I've always looked to Stantz as an official approver/disprover of internet theories. On many an occasion, he has brought closure on a variety of debatable topics with the likes of snopes and other tools.
If you take a look through the many threads he has created, you will find many to have an intellectual level to them. One of my favorites is
Stantz's Short Story Thread. You could give him random words, I chose porn models, dead fetuses (fetusi?), anal fissures and York Peppermint Patties, and he would turn around and write a brilliant and captivating story out of it. I must say I was impressed.
He also has brought us other greats such as "Post Your Goddamn Pumpkins", but unfortunately with TOGIH gone...well that kind of killed it.
In honor of the month of Stantz, we are going to do something a little different. For the entire month of September, anyone that calls Stantz a cunt will be negative repped 1,000 points per occurrence. That's 10 of my positive rep folks. Do with that as you will.
It is my pleasure to bestow this great honor upon you, Stantz. Congrats again, and may your term reign supreme!