One Million Post

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$5! No less!

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is it bummer hummer or hummer the rat thatch off of cunt's snatch?

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okay seeing as how this bit of fuckery got the most fucking views, i'm going for that million post, which is fucking retarded to say the least, but i'm going for it, now to think i'd have to post a lot of fuckery to achieve this, ladies and fucking dicks, i, expletiveBMP, shall try and push past my 'lazy fuck you' nature and write something extraordinarly cool.

And by something i mean a random fucking picture, a made up story just underneath it. I know it sounds shitty and it is, but hopefully just hopefully, the lot of you could get involved and turn this into something than can stretch into a million post, not only by me since i don't give a fuck most of the time, and that's on a good day when i'm not fucking depressed.


edit: and no dumb fuckery with one of pred's whores with a dick in it's arse and the post that says: "Big Dick in Hot trap" or some fuckery along those lines, rather post something along these lines: "Knowing that what prostrated before him was a trap, Jesus Martinez continued his butt fucking whilst holding the thought in his head that 'it's not gay, if dicks don't touch'."

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You sir, have a fuck load of posts to go. Get on it!!!

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maybe i can go to other sites and leach ideas, because i'm not that fucking bright, and i may have brain cancer or something because it takes so much fucking effort to focus on anything, i don't focus, my fucking mind drifts, it use to be funny when for most of my life i said and did dumb fuckery but here of late, it's gotten to be tedious.

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you still make me lolz big fella!

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then i shall double my efforts, though peasantry they may be

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Fuck, seeing as how this thread is sitting here doing absolutely nothing, what I'll do is use it to practice my Grammatical skills, or expose my various weaknesses and hope that you fucking wankers could help me out, and point out where I've strayed. Therefore, for the next twenty lines, I'm going to type the most horrendous bit of sentences ever to grace DSF since the last time one of you sick fucks posted something.

Fuck-what I've seen a few rancid cunnies in my time, but madam, your crusted drab takes the cake literally since it's a sticky, gooey, rotten egg smelling, enema like, white and yellow, cheesy creme pie of the nastiest kind. It smells of fecal bile bits and vomit, doused in vinegar, piss and pus. Reverse cow-girl shows me your asshole with it's hemorrhoids jotting out like pearls adorning the sphincter orifice, which resembles teeth as my massive nine iron shoves it's way into your tight gnarly cunt, the sphincter hemorrhoids stretch out it's teeth as if it's waiting for something to pass so it can devour it whole. Gurgling sounds escape your bowels with occasional explosive farts, burning the eyes and pinching my nose, I giggle like a shemale who has just shoved 'it's' massive snake into someone's ass and without further adieu and unable to control myself, I complete the visual comparative sojourn, and shove my slimy cheddar cheese covered cock into your waiting jagged teeth like asshole. Immediately the fecal brown of slushy mud, stream pass my dick and bathe my pubic hair in brown green muck. But unable to stop myself, i plow away some more as I feel something getting in the way; this thing tries to push my member out, it's almost as powerful as your bowel muscles trying to squeeze me out. A battle of wills ensues, as the package demands freedom, and I the parasite, demands my release but almost immediately, I feel my dick merging with what ever substance was trying to force it's way out of your bowels and it mashes itself into my cock head. And as you ride my dick for all it's worth, I feel the explosive force approach the hole of my urethra but due to the blocking muck in the way, it reverses it's course and explodes into my bladder, causing me to immediately pass out.

tell me what ya'll think, and i only write because i care

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My chest hurts, and my head hurts, which means i either have a tumor or heart problems or a bit of both, it's hard to focus, and simple things slip my mind on the regular, but who gives a fuck, i'm still here so fuck you, sure I'm still a fucking virgin and would like nothing more than to get laid, but as of yet i haven't done either so fuck off, and yes i haven't ended this mutha fucka in a full stop but who gives a fuck when BP could cluster fuck the sea and no one does a fuck to kill them mutha fuckas, so fuck it, lets do what ever the fuck we want just as long as it doesn't fuck with other people, and I do enjoy saying; 'my word,' and 'o my goodness, ' i do so because it sounds relatively british and nothing is more important than emulating the mother land, so fuck off, and no i don't like living here, but i can't go any where else without sneaking into your fucking country, and yes this means you America and Canada, and I'm not sneaking no fucking where hiding like a fucking cock roach, since either i live like a fucking god or stay my black fucking ass home, and yes we had a shooting less than thirty yards from our house and crime in this fucking country is out of control because people are fucking stupid, and yes I know God exist, and yes he's going to kill me unless i behave, and no i don't give a fuck about evolution since it's fucking stupid when a big bang slows down just enough to sprinkle bits of space with the right mixture then speeds up and how this is done can't be explained, so fuck you you big bang fucking idiots, and yes i study just enough science to make fun of you big bang evolutionist ass holes, and i've discoverd that porn is destructive and dangerous to healthy relationships and God'll kill you for it, and by relationship I mean man and fucking woman not woman and woman or man and fucking man since God'll kill you for it, and any church which supports gay marriage should be head fucking shot, and yes i'm as civil as Osama Bin Luden when it comes to my fundamental beliefs, so don't fuck with me, and yes God'll kill me for being a fucking burnt toast stickler when it comes to this type of thing, but i'm suffering here becaus I have so many cool scientific ideas but my mind isn't working the way I want it to to write what I want even though I fucking know what I want; i can get angry enough to write but creativity suffers because my coherence falls apart and it's fucking frustrating, i'm better than this but it feels as if parts of my brain is literally dying or melting or some shit, fuck this stupid fucking shit, i'm fucking ignorant and dumb being unable to remember shit i spent hours studying, IT'S SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING! or am i just infuckingferior?

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I was on a porn binge for a great many weeks, and like everything else with addiction, my seeking that unreachable high shoved my addictive needs into a dark corner of which I felt like a cheap crack whore willing to watch any dumb fuckery to get off--- that's when you have to admit you have a problem and step back a bit and leave that what-the-fuck the fuck alone. If only for a time until that fuck-all mound of lust or worthless desires, crater-fucks it's way back through the dense spiritual lacking wasteland of debauchery into the plateau of rescinding coherence and ne'er do well purposeless reasonings. Perhaps having a regular do-fuck with a wild-fuck aka runny cunny, may not cure my lustful needs, or curb this do-fuck which compromises all-the-fuck. Fucking stupidity is what it is I'll tell you fucking what. In any event this day has a promise of being a fuck me tender with barbed wire, or a proper fuck me in the pee hole with a fucking toothbrush covered in comet. Can't say which i'd prefer since both sucks-a-fuck. Another purposeless fucking stupid fuck fuck. Maybe I should read the sixty six books again and belay this dim witted self depricating moody fuck-what, namely me---this time.

Head hurts, chest hurts, gonna cook down some chicken with onions and irish ground grubs aka potatoes, and take two or three asprin, make some lemonade, and watch to see if this off again on again fuck rain whats it, makes a tornado, or intentionally raise the humidity enough so this god awful heat will result in my destitution. Excelsior bitches!