01-08-2009, 03:44 PM
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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lol..i can't answer that because i don't have a cock.
but it seems like it feels good...i seen guys getting off that way.
lol... go find something thiner than a pencil first.
u don't even have to say u did it.
but hey..mebbe u strike gold
i think it's gonna sting a bit till u get used to it.
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01-08-2009, 03:52 PM
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I think that would be a really stupid thing to do. You get an infection in there it would really ruin your day.
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01-08-2009, 04:00 PM
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shhh. don't ruin this for me
no u don't get an infection if it's a dull object and its cleaned properly
01-08-2009, 04:04 PM
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fuck it, i'm going to find me a pencil. no... maybe a toothbrush handle or something. (my wife's and she'll never know! muah ha ha)
01-08-2009, 04:22 PM
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that's the spirit
ur wife is gonna kill me if something happens to mr happy
01-08-2009, 04:27 PM
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Or send you roses and a box of chocolates, depending...
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01-08-2009, 04:33 PM
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lol... i think it's chocolate, but only cause i'm a sugaholic
but i don't think she wants mr happy hurt u know. he's an important part in a marriage.
like what if it gets stuck u know... u can't hide that from her
if my guy came with a tooth brush stuck in his dick i'd have a heart attack
but see..i gave him good advice..use some thin, no sharp edges, clean it
i can't be blamed.
01-08-2009, 04:35 PM
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i noticed my genitalia are having fun made of them in two posts as of now.
i appreciate the attention, but...
no means no.
01-08-2009, 04:37 PM
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rofl. oh..i wasn't making fun
and not everyone has to know i begged for pics with mr happy. i'd appreciate confidentiality, thank u!
01-08-2009, 04:58 PM
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OMG SHHHHH!!!!
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