10-19-2009, 09:00 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Mi burro es negro.
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10-20-2009, 06:47 AM
gimmebeer or gimmepussy
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nachos, what advice would you give to a boy-scout?
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10-20-2009, 07:41 AM
Dear Nachos,
If you were stranded on a desert island with only a magnifying glass, 4 paper clips and a ballpoint pen, would you risk getting The AIDS by fucking a chimp?
Very truly yours,
MadamMeow
10-20-2009, 11:36 AM
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Dear tamale,
Whats your move to show a broad you're interested? Apparently showing chicks my herpes medication isn't working. WTF right?!
Biblically yours
Your dad
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mock me and my faggot natural ass
10-20-2009, 12:03 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Dear Sexmachine,
Which brand of poppers do you prefer??
Jungle Juice Plus
or
Rush
I like both of them but I want to learn to buck like a pro!
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
10-20-2009, 12:53 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Mr. Nachos, may I ask you a question.
I want to please my wife, here, on our honeymoon, but I don't know what I'm doing.
-SRD
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Joe TheSNaKe .
Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
10-20-2009, 01:27 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Try not to get fucked in the ass, unless you really want to.
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10-20-2009, 01:28 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Seeing as I would be dead as fuck no matter what... sure, I'd fuck that chimp's ass so hard he'd think I just got out of prison.
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10-20-2009, 01:29 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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I usually walk up to them with my dick hanging out, it's quite the conversation starter.
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10-20-2009, 01:30 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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I'd personally choose Man Scent, but since that's not a choice, I'd say go with both, excess is incest and incest is goodcest.
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