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Default post what you learned the hard way about the opposite sex
post don't have to be about sexual nature - can be anything about opposite sex


for me - Never bring up her past mistakes in an argument
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That's a great way to kick off the rodeo position.

I learned: when she tells you "what are you thinking about" while you're fucking her, the wrong answer is "your dead mother."
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Regarding the rodeo position-do you have to stay on for 8 seconds, or until you come?
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