OK, supposedly there is a Nick & Jessica sex tape flooting around:
The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show The Dukes of Hazzard actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.
A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”
According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.
It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.
Yeah, I would believe it but I've been hearing about it "being possibly released" now for three or four years. I have a feeling it's a no go. Either someone doesn't REALLY have access to it or they know that they got it ina way that would have their ass sued into oblivion.
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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I would watch it just so I could see a clear shot at those beautiful texan melons. But I heard she doesn't even give head so it would be pretty boring on the action side
she is probably the number 1 request for someone i would like to see in a sex tape. i mean can you imagine those titties flopping around everywhere.
that said....i have a feeling that the dialouge would be worse than one night in paris, how are you supposed to wack off to someone that stupid, keeping a boner around someone that dumb is against natural selection
FYI, natalie portman is number 2 can i get a second on that?