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#**481** 06-26-2013, 07:24 PM

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You can roofie my ass anytime, but I get up at 5. So, timing might be an issue.

#**482** 06-27-2013, 06:41 AM

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Oh baby, for you I could get up at 4:30 with the roosters.

Hmmm, now that I typed that, I would be waking up with a lot of cock. Going into sensory overload.

ITG · #**483** 07-02-2013, 09:30 PM

When a bat moves in for the kill, some moths jiggle their genitals. Researchers made the observation by studying three species of hawk moths—big moths that can hover—in Malaysia. They snared the insects with bright lights, tied tiny leashes around their waists, and let them fly while bat attack sounds played. All three species responded to the noises with ultrasound—which they made by shaking their private parts, the team reports online today in Biology Letters.

http://news.sciencemag.org/scienceno...enitals-m.html

Stantz · #**484** 07-06-2013, 06:52 PM

TIL: I've owned Dodgeball on DVD for 9 years, and there's a hidden commentary I haven't discovered yet.

Also, being 40 feels pretty much the same as being 39, until you think about it, and then you get a little depressed

Stantz · #**485** 08-05-2013, 02:13 AM

My Fudge Video has been viewed in every country except Ecuador, Cambodia and Laos

and probably North Korea, but i doubt they'd have access to the ingredients anyway

Stantz · #**486** 08-23-2013, 03:16 PM

TIL I have shaken the man of a man who has shaken the hand of a man whose aunt danced with Napoleon

Mrs. September · #**487** 09-03-2013, 08:31 PM

TIL If I just agree with the real estate agent on the phone, she'll stop talking. If I try to explain anything, she'll just get louder, & talk over me. "I'll take care of that" is all they All want to hear.

MrGoutHimself · #**488** 09-04-2013, 11:19 AM

TIL that MegaDouche is the MegaMember of the MegaMonth. That's a MegaMouthful.

(that's what she megasaid.)

#**489** 09-04-2013, 12:42 PM

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I'm trying to make September a Megaopolis of Masturbatory Merriment and other stuffs.

MrGoutHimself · #**490** 09-04-2013, 02:47 PM

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As long as there are no MegaPic MegaThreads, you know how MegaDouche MegaDislikes those.

AMegaLot.