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Old 06-19-2013, 01:37 PM
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Today I learned 2 things. First, that someone I thought I knew just got sent to prison for having childporn on his PC,

And secondly, miscarriages do indeed suck, but having two in a row is just taking the piss.
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Old 06-24-2013, 10:47 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
  
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Today I learned shrooms are bad for your health after all...

A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after, police said, he ripped off part of his penis during a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township.
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Old 06-25-2013, 06:45 AM
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In his defense, his pubic hair probably made his cock look like a cock monster thing so of course he was going to try to kill it.
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Old 06-25-2013, 07:02 AM
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Also in his defense, the strippers in Ypsi will definitely make a man want to rip his cock off!
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Old 06-25-2013, 07:24 AM
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I just image searched "Ypsi strippers" and got this as the #1 result.



Back in my day, they would save a stripper like that for around closing time. You know, when everyone is supposed to be drunk enough not to notice.
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Old 06-25-2013, 11:06 AM
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Today I learned you can't just wake up and poke her with it, hoping something good will happen.
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Old 06-25-2013, 11:17 AM
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Sweetie, you have to pet the kitten first to get it hot.
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Old 06-25-2013, 04:22 PM
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EDIT: Reminds me of this scene from FUBAR.

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Old 06-25-2013, 05:48 PM
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I didn't learn this today, but it's important to note if you are attaching yourself to one of those 'super fun' night owls, often they don't want to be disturbed before 11am. Kitten petting or fuckall.
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Old 06-26-2013, 06:44 AM
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That makes sense, their drugs are wearing/worn off at that point and everything. Get some Rohypnol into her and that should do the trick.

Totally kidding about the last part of course.
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