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Old 05-23-2008, 02:27 PM
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Damn nice list! Good find.
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Still giggling about that one...
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Really now, is there a wrong way?
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32. Describe a glass of wine in one sentence without using the terms nutty, fruity, oaky, finish, or kick.

"Hmm, that tasted like rotten grapes mixed with apples that fell of the tree a month ago".

But, that's just me. I don't like wine.

Closest thing to wine I ever liked was Sun Country Wine Coolers from back in the 80's. But those tasted like Kool-Aid.
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Uhm, Yeah!!
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Jesus, yes. Honestly, if ya gotta ask ya didn't do it.
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Old 08-16-2008, 01:50 PM
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Old 08-16-2008, 03:19 PM
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To properly kick a cat:

Step1: Take three steps back. If you kick with your left foot, take two and a half steps to the right. If you kick with your right foot, take two and a half steps to the left.

Step2: Run toward the cat, starting with the foot you won't be kicking with.

Step3: Plant your nonkicking leg firmly about 1 foot to the side of the cat, your foot pointing in the direction in which you want the cat to go (over the fence, for example, or straight into the garbage cans).

Step4: Power through the cat with your kicking foot, making contact about one-third of the way above the cat's ass. For maximum distance, kick the cat with its tail up.

Step5: Follow through as much as your flexibility will allow.


When done properly cat kicking is an excellent form of exercise and entertainment.

Now to punt a cat is a little different:


Step1. Hold the cat by the scruff of the neck.

Step2. Drop the cat toward your kicking leg about arms length in front of you, simultaneously swinging your leg up toward the cat.

Step3. Let the cat hit the top of your foot and follow through. Make sure to keep your leg moving through the cat with as much force as you can manage.

Step4. When you follow through make sure you're leg builds up speed and momentum which makes you're non kicking foot to skip up in the air.

Step5. This should successfully punt the cat high and far.


Don't get disappointed if it doesn't work on the first try. If you miss you can always try kicking the cat soccer style!
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Old 08-16-2008, 06:31 PM
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Everyone should learn how to pick things up with their toe's.

It's a time saver,and great for lazy people as well.lol
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