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Old 03-14-2009, 10:42 AM
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What does a bible and a penis have in common?

Both get shoved down your throat by a Priest.
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:07 PM
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What's the best part about being a child molester? Your dick looks so big in their little hands.
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:47 PM
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Q. What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm.

Q. Why does a rancher fuck a goat at the end of a cliff?
A. So the goat will push back..

Q. Whats the definition of disgusting?
A. Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny's cunt and sucking out thirteen.

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes butt?
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:39 PM
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What's better than fucking a dead baby?




NOTHING!!!!!
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:46 PM
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I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
 
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Old 03-16-2009, 05:18 PM
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In little Johnny's class at school, there's this kid with no arms or legs
called Philip. One day after school, Johnny goes round his house and knocks
on the door. Philip's mother answers the door, and says, "Yes Johnny, what
can I do for you?"
"Can Philip come out? - we're all skipping in the park"
Philip's mom says, "But Johnny, you know he's got no arms or legs."
"Yeah, I know," says little Johnny, "I just want to see his stumps bleed."
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Two fuckin' faggots walk into a bar. They sit down and yell at the bartender in unison, " Hey, fuckstick! Get my fuckin' faggot friend here a drink!" The bartender saunters down to them and asks, "Are you fuckin' faggots, or what?" And in unison, they reply, "Yes!"
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Old 03-19-2009, 04:10 PM
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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in America.

Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.

Q: Why is Helen Keller's belly button so deep?
A: Her husband's blind too.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A : Wiped his ass.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have
you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

Q. What Do You Call A Woman That Works Like A Man??
A. A Lazy Bitch.

Q: What do gay men like to say when in church?
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Two straight guys and two fuckin' faggots walk into a bar. The bartender spots the two fuckin' faggots, and says "We don't serve their kind here!" So the two fuckin' faggots went down the street and hid behind a door. Then some dude got his arm chopped off.
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