View Poll Results: Should i fuck some random fat chick
doo it
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don't
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37.73%
doo it and sneak it in the butt
83
37.73%
06-09-2008, 11:05 AM
gayer than bicycle shorts
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virgin question here
Hey im 20 and a virgin and just found some fat mexican chick to fuck on craigslist. Think i should do it or keep waiting for someone more attractive who i didn't meet over the internet?
06-09-2008, 11:07 AM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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Just don't tell your mates and keep your eyes closed. (It won't matter then)
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06-09-2008, 11:28 AM
Moses is a nice guy.
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Go for it n00b!! Nothing like hooking up with a tub of Mexican lard to pop you cherry with. Screw those hot girls that are around you, gettting drunk, and giving it up for free. Pay money to get some south of the border crabs.
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06-09-2008, 11:36 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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I'd make sure it isn't Jesus's wife first...
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about a man and his horse
06-09-2008, 11:38 AM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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Voice of experience?
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06-09-2008, 11:44 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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you should know, he's your homeboy too...
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06-09-2008, 11:46 AM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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Fuck, I hadn't noticed the change. Woohoo!
I guess there are benefits to being strung up by your nutsack
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06-09-2008, 11:50 AM
gayer than bicycle shorts
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i do live in orange county, maybe you are right and i should just fuck some drunk slut haha
btw she doesnt want me to pay
06-09-2008, 11:57 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Fat chicks are like scooters, fun to ride, you just don't want your friends to find out.
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06-09-2008, 11:59 AM
Download my thanksJester file. Or a good BJ will do nicely...
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I don't know. It is so hard to wash off the smell of beans and rice.
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