If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I miss the old time flaming. This has brought a tear to my eye.
My peep hole eye.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
Posts: 11,460
Credits: 1,284,713
Saw this while watching James Corden vs Helen Mirren - Drop the Mic
The answer is no, not in my even with my wildest demented imagination but it appears I'm a light weight in that department.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Last edited by Frothy Afterbirth : 02-02-2018 at 01:51 PM.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Posts: 11,460
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I'm an asshole too for posting it.
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Was she diddling herself?
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Last edited by Frothy Afterbirth : 02-06-2018 at 03:08 PM.
Reason: My balls started to get itchy
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Last edited by Frothy Afterbirth : 02-05-2018 at 07:12 PM.