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Old 02-25-2010, 10:21 AM
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:27 AM
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:34 AM
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Yesterday I masturbated.

But that's not the good part.

An hour later standing in front of the toilet, my crusty cheesedick squirted pee in three different directions simultaneously, dousing my poor cat who followed me into the bathroom.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:36 AM
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you find the stupidist/funniest shit ever!
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:56 AM
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yeah, the weird part is that im blind, and dont even know what im posting.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:59 AM
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I hope so on that one.
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:00 AM
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That's total sig material right there, damn you captured its essence so beautifully!

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Nor which hole you're hitting. I bet that pisses off her cat when she hasn't shaved in a while.
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:03 AM
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I can't quite decide if this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, or the funniest.
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:48 AM
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that's what you get for owning a cat
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And not cleaning off your dick after you whack it.
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