01-30-2009, 01:53 AM
paris gave me herpes
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Hello everyone. Discoverd the forums recently and look forward to getting drunk with all of you. I'm sitting here enjoying the forums with my two best friends. Whiskey and cigarettes.
01-30-2009, 01:58 AM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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How many fingers do you have up your ass?
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01-30-2009, 02:07 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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just my index and middle. thinkin' about workin' the thumb in there...needs more whisky.
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01-30-2009, 02:08 AM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Ooh... mmm... what are you wearing?
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01-30-2009, 02:09 AM
paris gave me herpes
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Three if you count my half-Korean cousin's dick.
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IT KILLED NINE OF MY GOATS.
01-30-2009, 02:10 AM
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I'm pretty sure that only counts as two and a half.
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01-30-2009, 02:15 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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Hatter's gonna fit right in
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01-30-2009, 02:16 AM
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Yeah he's pretty fat, so that would deduct some of the length. My brother and I kept calling him Charlie at one point and he asked why and I replied "Because that's what they called you Chinese-eyed Filipino lookin' Jap bastards in Vietnam."
I'm not sure if he understood because he reiterated to me that he is half-Korean.
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01-30-2009, 02:17 AM
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Damn strizznap, it seems like most noobs nowadays can't take a joke.
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01-30-2009, 02:25 AM
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Is he Kim Jong-Il?
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