If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I'm missing something... oh yeah. Don't blame me any of you grammar Nazis, I was sleep deprived.
I seem to always miss noobies getting flamed.
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I'm very sure he would not because I get the feeling you're as interesting as getting raped by a 5 pound bag of black tortilla flour falling on top of you, Lily White.
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Reason: I just brush my teeth. They're now minty fresh.
Morning fuckers. I'd ask what everyone did this weekend, but apparently most of you ran off that Genovese faggot without me. OH well, I might go spam the fuck out of his myspace page or any of his other places of dwelling where his username is also mafiankid (or Account Deleted By Request).
-SRD
so on one of those court shows this lady is suing someone over a lemon car. She says she was driving down the street and the gas started leaking out of the car. The lady says "if I had my 2 kids in the car and I flicked a cigarette out the window, my kids could have been in danger." Freakin classic. White trash America is hilarious.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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I am, I will and I'll never giving up easily!
But yesterday for some reason it got to me in a bad way! I must have forgotten to eat my Spinach!
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LOL! Thanks man, funny enough, One of my old crushes a Hottie Vietnamese Girl just had a baby with her new hubby. She says she misses seeing me around... I replied blame her husband, She laughed. He got me another Beer, go figure.
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true on both points. I tend to bottle a lot of (insert expletive word here) up...so I guest it was about time it caught up with me.
On another note how would you feel if you helping out a friend and She says to you randomly "I'm done with you, so you can leave!"...
I got said bye and walk away...then I came home and logged on the this place it always makes me laugh and posted my comment!
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Yea the guy got bashed really fast and hard! He didn't stand a chance against all of us sharks, we smelt blood and it was over.......He said he liked the bashing. But I'm sure by the end of the first night he was crying in the corner.
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she is taking some test that is unbelievably hard helped her study and then five minutes after that poof...that not the first think I help her with but still the comment...I mean computer support repiars and network, freaking setup a home network in the past..but..damn! On my free time to spent almost 3 hours helping a person.
Short story is 3 hours on a nice day helping study..bam!
So, I guess I am going back to being a bastard! Being nice is like getting me kicked in the balls.