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cmetz · #**9191** 06-30-2011, 10:00 PM

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i can def see that

#**9192** 06-30-2011, 10:01 PM

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That makes sense. Actually, i was angling for a Bronx smackdown. Cleveland is full of Dagos, so I'm familiar with the Italian vernacular. Never been called a banana tho. lol.

TheSNakE · #**9193** 06-30-2011, 11:06 PM

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It's from the time when parents didn't curse in front of their kids

cmetz · #**9194** 06-30-2011, 11:19 PM

so my brother told me this story today. one of his workers from NC went out with this girl from charlotte. nothing special, then went out to a bar and proceeded to to get wasted with her...skip the nonsense, they hit it off and started fucking but it wasn't enough for her so she had him stick it in the arse.....anyone have a clue as to what happened after?

Beer · #**9195** 06-30-2011, 11:28 PM

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He found out that you're not from Charlotte?

TheSNakE · #**9196** 06-30-2011, 11:32 PM

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She woke up and called the cops.

cmetz · #**9197** 06-30-2011, 11:37 PM

this dude stuck it in her arse and had a good time....he was gong to piss and didn't feel right. he tried to figure out what was wrong so he squeezed from the base to tip several times................eventually an inch long piece of spaghetti noodle with brown on it came out and he felt better....this is an actual true story, so fucked up LMAO...i thought my bro was lying but i heard it from 4 of his friends that were there(not in the bathroom) and they all had the same story

TR · #**9198** 07-01-2011, 12:22 AM

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I call bullshit, 4 dudes saying it doesn't make it true. Everyone knows it takes at least 10 dudes saying it to properly start an urban legend......

#**9199** 07-01-2011, 06:12 AM

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thats what he gets for fucking a stranger in the ass without a condom

el_victorino · #**9200** 07-01-2011, 08:35 AM

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And there was a hook in the door!

Urban myth.

Here's Dan Savage (Savage Love) on the fabled poop noodle:

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Poopnoodle. I heard this word for the first time today. I was told that a poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss. Is this something that actually happens, and if so, can you deem "poopnoodle" the official Savage Love term?

Couldn't Think Of An Acronym That Spelled Out "Poopnoodle"
If what you describe had ever actually happened to anyone, anywhere, ever, "poopnoodle" could be the official Savage Love term for it. But the poopnoodle never actually happens.

If your middle-school friends don't believe me, CTOAATSOP, here's what you should do: Go get a couple tubs of premade chocolate frosting. Refrigerate until firm. Get your dicks hard. Fuck your tubs of premade frosting. Fuck them hard. Fuck them like they've been bad. Then go take a piss. You will not produce a chocolatefrostingnoodle. I promise you.

And think about it, CTOAATSOP: Butt-fuckers fuck butt until they come. Wouldn't coming dislodge the poopnoodle?

Finally, some general advice for anyone out there who's interested in anal but now, thanks to CTOAATSOP here, fears the poopnoodle: Wear a condom. A condom can protect you from the fictional poopnoodle and the actual HIV.

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