Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
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Well, as most know, I love booze and weed. I apparently do not like, however, using my turn signal. I got pulled over for not signaling and as I was handing the officer my license, he asked me to get out of the car without seeing my non-existent insurance. I had a full rum and coke in the car that they ignored and had papers and about enough weed to roll a joint. Problems started compounding when they found my switchblade in the car, which in ks would have meant concealing a deadly weapon. The cops were cool and since I copped to the fact that I had weed on me before they found it, they put the knife BACK IN MY TRUNK. I thought I was in the clear but somehow the diversion I got on a weed charge in a different county in 03 is showing up as a charge. And since I live in the goddamn bible belt, 2 weed possessions no matter how small is a fucking felony. So I'm gonna have a shitty couple of months, but it could have been so so much worse. Oh, and they didn't even do a sobriety test on me. They asked if I had been drinking and I said I had 2 or 3 about 2 hours ago and they went with it. I got released at the same time this kid that got busted with 13 lbs did and I got arrested before him. So, you know what this means. I'm gonna go smoke the rest of my weed and drink all day, out of spite.
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fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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Originally Posted by jo_dile
LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
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that's shitty...i have gotten 2 DWI's cause i failed to use my turn signal, such a costly fine for something as stupid as forgetting to use that fuckin thing
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Those cops cut you a huge break. You were probably very polite. That sucks bro. I don't drive with weed or when I am drinking. It's too expensive. That's my main motivation. I drive better with a couple of drinks in me
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
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Of course I was polite, sir! Would you expect anything else? I was high at the time and didn't realize how much trouble I would actually be in for at least an hour sitting in the cop car. They were really nice, and I got released cause they "woped" the charges. I don't know exactly what that means but I think it means they can charge me within 2 years and it will be a felony, but if they fail to do so it comes off my record. I'm not riding dirty again for a while.
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You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.
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fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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Originally Posted by jo_dile
LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!