01-28-2017, 01:50 PM
All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
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03-07-2017, 07:20 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
03-11-2017, 05:21 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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Everybody stays calm, nobody gets hurt.
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I like dick, a lot.
Joe 1961-2012 miss you buddy
04-25-2017, 07:16 AM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
04-25-2017, 05:15 PM
^^^ I've had one of those bottles of water they give you with those rooms.
True story!
12-01-2017, 05:57 PM
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time, but I'm too young to worry...
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12-01-2017, 05:57 PM
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time, but I'm too young to worry...
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12-01-2017, 05:58 PM
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time, but I'm too young to worry...
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12-01-2017, 05:58 PM
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time, but I'm too young to worry...
Join Date: Jul 2009
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12-01-2017, 05:58 PM
I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time, but I'm too young to worry...
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