i have an irrational fear of having sex with female coaches, if i do something wrong will they make me do laps?
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
if your married, you have been with four different women but she is the same person, let me explain, when you started dating her she was your 1. Girlfriend, lots off fun, great sex, she was interesting...etc. etc. when you decided to marry her you purposed to her making her your 2. Fiancee, again great sex, really fun, a bit annoying on the whole wedding thing but still a very different girl. 3. the wife, yep she is reeeaaalllyyyy different than the other 2 she is a whole different creature, sex is still good though, except she now has an opinion about some of those things you used to like to do and flat out denies she agreed to stuff she said she would do or was interested in trying. 4. the Mother of your children, NUFF SAID! (remember all that sex you were having, that's how you got those little rug rats) I miss my girlfriend
__________________
"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
Quote:
Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB