02-28-2010, 02:13 PM
Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
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I think that's a life motto we can all live by. I should be ok, my brother's wife is a fucking moose
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Ask Stantz. He knows.
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You are all cocsuckers. Especially Stantz. Fuck that guy.
02-28-2010, 02:16 PM
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Moose can have aids too ya know
02-28-2010, 02:19 PM
Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
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Listen to this man. He's Canadian. He knows any std you can get from any moose. He wrote a book about it. Its called "Loose Moose".
Fuck I'm corny when I'm sober.
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fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
02-28-2010, 02:22 PM
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Moose vaginas are HUGE, jus' sayin
edit - oh, and you need a ladder
02-28-2010, 02:24 PM
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yeah except the cops are going to be pissed and fuck you up royally. You will definitely spend the night in jail. They will figure out a way. They are also going to trash your house looking for a gun. Funny story but not realistic or likely to work out.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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02-28-2010, 02:28 PM
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yeah... also i think its illegal to lie to the 911 operator?
02-28-2010, 02:57 PM
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Yes, that too. They will be so pissed for taking them away from a real emergency.
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Hail, too the King!
02-28-2010, 03:04 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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02-28-2010, 03:59 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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02-28-2010, 06:14 PM
gimmebeer or gimmepussy
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